I so do not want to redo that entire page! For those that missed what’s going on around here, (a couple weeks ago) I had just started to put the finishing touches on the latest ‘Scribe of Nightsong’ page, when my computer went fucking ape shit crazy and showed me the blue screen of death! Yeah, so, this corrupted the file and I lost the entire page!

Honestly, it was probably my fault— I saw that my computer was acting funny, so I thought, ‘I should hurry up, try to save what I have- before it takes a shit on me.’ I went up and hit save, while it was already all glitched up… and this’d probably be the part where I corrupted the file. If I hadn’t tried to hurry and save it, I probably would have been able to restore the file, easy-peasy. (Learn what you can from this people.)

I am pretty sure the cause of this problem was because I had not updated my graphics driver in like a year. This was pretty high on the list of possible causes for Windows 10 to give someone the blue screen of death. I have since updated, and I have not had this problem again. I feel confident that that is, as they say, that. So, learn what you can from this, as well, people.

So, last week, we had power outages all week, which gave me a free week to try and weigh how I want to deal with this lost page. (It was a full page too, not a little three panel one I do for fun. The whole freaking story is floating out into a void.) I was thinking a couple things really: I could write the glitch into the story and let it go off in its own direction- which, is clearly a thing I do… or, I could skip that page and hope, someday, I will be able to restore it and post it where it belongs, OR I could redo the entire page.

I keep coming back to the latter, just redo it- do it better. I so do not want to redo it— but it was a funny page. And considering its lost to oblivion, I think it is safe to say, it was the funniest page ever. Sigh. It was just a matter of time really, that the funniest page ever made would have to be lost to the ages! Super-dramatic, I know.

Anyway.

I clearly have not decided what I want to do. I sit here, writing this, in the hopes that if I wait one more week, I will feel like doing the whole page all over again. I mean, If I do, it probably won’t be as funny, cause look, the funniest page ever made is not really something someone can simply ‘do over’…

So that’s that, maybe I should write some hogwash like I used to do. You know, before I started to care what I wrote on this thing! AH-HAH! What should I say, though?

Let’s see, there’s covid-19. I mean, I feel like I should not go near that one, but meh… let’s do it anyway! The news likes to tell us all about the people that are DEAD, and the internet likes to tell us that it is all inflated bullshit. If I were to have written about this way back, you know, before so many people have been affected by it… I would have pointed to some news reporter that noticed a trend- namely that 1720, 1820, and 1920, all had major pandemics; said reporter noticed what was going on elsewhere, and said ‘hey, look at what’s going on with this virus in 2020— could it be yet another instance of this trend?’ And then I would have pointed to some politician, following some credo of never letting a crisis go unused, say, ‘hey, maybe we should take a look at this.’ Which led to officials having to decide if they should pull the trigger on health protocols… And then I’d point to the democrats that said, ‘well, this is a swell time to show my support for government’. And then republicans said, ‘well, this is a fine time to show my resistance to government…’ Now we have a destroyed economy, 7-foot rules, and face masks! What am I actually saying here? I have no idea. Hopefully, my version of how things played out is yet another fictional story— probably make for some good writing in a few years…

What else? We could talk about Trump! I maintain he’s a corporate democrat- I feel like them corporate politicians really thought Hillary was up next (back in 2016). Problem was no republican wanted to be first man to lose to a woman. Trump said ‘Hey, I can republican better than a republican!’ ‘cause he knows there is no such thing as bad publicity and he loves that publicity. But he was right- he could republican better than a republican— wound up having to play the dancing bear for four years. The main take-away, was that the corporate media was really only ever brainwashing the corporate politicians! HA! Trump might be serious about another four, who knows! Clearly, not me. I predict Mr. Biden will win, and then DIE— this way the history books won’t have to worry about what man lost to the first female president! Wow, that summed up my thoughts on that pretty good!

There you have it, your entertainment from ‘Rowdy Dead Productions’ for this week! Better than the funniest page ever made? You may never know.

ty,DD